The Kitten Tails Times is a Wands And Worlds Newspaper and is MY idea ©

(Thank Starry for the cover ^^ )

FRONT PAGE NEWS:
Starry’s mafia has been started! It shows Random has been chosen. Fifteen people may join, but don’t be late the spots have filled fast. Please contact Starsight for more information of the new Random Mafia! And good luck to those in the Random Mafia, you really will need it!
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-The kitten Tails Times Editor: Grayeyes

IMPORTANT NEWS:
Jayfeather is back!!! He had taken an absence then broke a very important bone- going under surgery was the only way to fix it. While under surgery Jay had passed away. A few moments of heart wrenching time, Jay came back to life! *applaud* Jay is now fine and just resting it up. Make sure if you see him to say hi!
-The kitten Tails Times Editor: Grayeyes

MORE IMPORTANT NEWS:
Tanglefur, one of our W&W members, won’t be on very much. He figured out he has something wrong with his heart and will have to have surgery- don’t worry too much, it is nothing too serious. Wish her luck.
Updates: Tanglefur's mom posted this from Tanglefur's requst, "Dear members of Wands&Worlds, my son is sadly in a coma from a reaction to the anestheia. The doctors say he may not come out for weeks. Please pray that he comes out soon and doesnt pass on from this world. Thank you again for keeping him in your prayers." Please, do keep him in thought.
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-The Kitten Tails Times Editor: Grayeyes

WOLF RETURNS:
As all know, Wolf left about a month ago, though she just had to come back, she missed us so much. Make sure if you haven’t already welcomed her back (witch you probably have) to give her a nice warm welcoming back!
-The Kitten Tails Times Editor: Grayeyes

SILVERPOOL WRITTINGS:
A silverpool writing is a reflection; care taking behind a character from a show or book in wich if you were that character how you would have handled a situation.
Speckletail: His wail filled my ears, then faded slowly. If I saw that bird agian, I would kill it for taking my kit! I could have trained him to be a warrior myself. Now I have vowed to never have kits again.
-A Kitten Tails Times Editor: Copperrose

COMICS:

-A kitten Tails Times Editor: Daisypaw

TOUNGE TWISTERS:
Sharpclaw should shape up by shooting sharply shredded sphere shaped fuchsia shaded shitake (milk)shakes
-Daisypaw

INTERVIEWS:
What are the Wands And Worlds members thinking of today? Please enjoy these entertaining interviews by Wolf. Wolf turned to the first person. “Ms. Ashtail, I realize you have been having some trouble lately. What might this be, hmm?” Wolf wore an intent look, broken only by the small smile at the edge of her mouth.
Ashtail just stared at her blankly with her mouth ajar. “Uhhh… well…”
Wolf cut in. “Thank you very much. Now, Rabbitfur, I realize your nickname is Furry. How did you come across this nickname, Furry?”
“FISH LIKE TOMATOES!” Rabbit screeched into the microphone before running off, cackling madly.
Wolf, undisturbed, moved on to Rubystripe. “Ms. Ruby! Ms. Ruby! Do you like pie?”
Ruby rolled her eyes. “Heck no!” she spat.
“GET HER OUT OF HERE!” shrieked Wolf, stumbling backwards. ‘TAKE HER FROM MY SIGHT!”
Two guards took a snarling Ruby away while Wolf asked Talon the last question, “How would you describe your experience in KTT Radio Station?”
Talon’s eyes glazed over as she gave her long list, “Happy, excited, stressed—no, not stressed—bored, hyper, entertained, furious, disturbed, purple, embarrassed—“ he was cut off as the guards dragged him out of the room and replaced him with Hawkstorm, who had just arrived lately.“I’M HERE!” Hawkstorm shouted, storming in.“You’ll have to wait until next time,” Wolf explained.
- A Kitten Tails Times Editor: Wolf

MOVIE REVIEWS:
Movie: The Other Boelyn Girl
Rating: PG-13 (Some sexuality and very minor blood)
Starring: Eric Bana, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johanssen, feat. David Morrissey
I found I yet again disagreed with critics everywhere, for they thought this movie was horrible while I thought it was absolutely enthralling. I'd say it's a must-see for anyone interested in Tudor England - it's a imaginative take on the whole Henry VIII fiasco, always creative even though the facts are somewhat skewed.
While the plot held my attention throughout the movie, the acting was quite uneven. Eric Bana was excellent in this movie, I though, but his co-stars seemed to be on either side of the acting scale. Scarlett Johanssen was far too wooden in her role as Mary Boelyn, and the role merited much more emotion than it got. On the other hand, Natalie Portman, who's portrayal or Anne Boelyn was acceptable, it seemed a tad overdramatic - perhaps to compensate for Johanssen's performance? But I thought David Morriseey's acting as the Duke of Norfolk was phenominal (though I'm slightly biased). He portrayed this character brilliantly, and quite menacingly.
Aside from some of the acting, this was a terrific movie. I wholeheartedly reccomend you go see it!
Final rating: 4 out of 5 stars!
-A Kitten Tails Times Editor: Lostpaw

ADVICE COLLUMN:
This is a depression advice column by Jinxy, it has been slightly modified to fit all audiences.

Depression - Listen to alot of loud music. The way I did away with my depression the other day was I went to Wal-Mart and went KRAZY!
I did these things. Ran around like a krazy person (Hey, no, wait, I AM! LOL), watchin' and whistlin' at the girls ran my mom over with shoppin' carts and yelled to my jerk neighbors because I didn't like them.
I went to Burger King later that day and got myself a Triple Cheeseburger. Actin' like the person that I am, I stuffed as much of into my mouth and started talkin'.
Well this is what happens when we're comin' home:
My Bro asks. "Brody, how many times have you been around second base?" I thought he was talkin' about Baseball 'cause I used to play, but he was talkin' about girls and I wasn't payin attention.
My reply. "Plenty, little bro!" I said through my cheeseburger.
Well, my mom looks at me with those "You better shut up, boy" looks on her face and I started laughin' when I figured out what my Bro was talkin' about. Well we both started laughin' and my mom wasn't impressed.
-By Jinxy/Johny Knoxville

CRAFT OF THE WEEK:
1. Get 8 pieces of colored paper or cardstock. All one color or various colors.
2. On each piece of paper write out the letters: W-A-R-R-I-O-R-S
3. Once you have written all the letters out.
4. Get some tape and hang them on the wall or make smaller ones and glue them to a piece of paper then stick it in the front of your binder.
Note: These can also be done for any other words

CONTEST OF THE WEEK:
Can you create an animal out of the contents from your backyard or local park? Use things such as Pinecones, leafs, and sticks to create an animal, (raccoon. Mouse. Cat. Ect.) You can also use additional objects ( googley eyes, pipe strings, ect.)
Once you have made your small animal take a picture and send it to me in a PM. Send them before it’s to late!
-The Kitten Tails Times Editor: Grayeyes

PICTURE OF THE WEEK:

This is “White Peacock” Posted by Forestpelt from her trip to the zoo. Most people didn’t know there was such thing (lol) some even think it’s an albino. The world may never know!
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-The Kitten Tails Times Editor: Grayeyes

RECIPE OF THEWEEK:
This is a Harry Potter gift pack for your friends, use them as party favors.
1.) Get some jelly beans (a big bag) at the local supermarket
2.) Get a zip-loc bag or fabric bag (if you use zip-loc cut off the clench)
3.) Take the bag with a Sharpie and write “Harry Potter” or a silly name you make up like, “Yellow Mallets”
4.) Pour the jelly beans into your decorated bag
5.) Tie a sting onto the top of your bag and hand them out to all your Harry Potter reading friends, or as party favors at your party.
SITES TO VISIT:
www.freewebs.com/wolfsongscave It is a new website Wolf has created, please join!

BOOK NEWS:
~The Erin Hunter Book Signings are coming very soon!

FANFIC OF THE WEEK:
The fanfic of the week was so very close I could barely choose, I have decided it to be “Banned” By Starsight, please view the fanfic at Node 3456.

-The Kitten Tails Times Editor: Grayeyes
-Other Kitten Tails Times Editors <--- thanks so much

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